pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

(via pizza)

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

(via pizza)

ohioisloko:

atonguelikeanightmare:

oh-rdinary:

fastcars-sh00tingstars:

elusivist:

blow-the-stars-from-the-sky:

how things have changed

Jesus. Weird.

why cant life still be like this

“glamorous curves”

Where have the times gone?

honesty guys, this is just as bad. Instead of not liking fat people, they don’t like skinny people. Skinny people are gross and can’t be sexy or beautiful and guys can’t like them. It’s just as terrible as it is now but the exact opposite way. The world is never going to accept people how they are on the outside and it sucks.

(Source: katermasterbater, via all-things-phan)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via pizza)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via pizza)

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

(via pizza)

(Source: suffersilence, via pizza)

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(via pizza)

glimpsesofadreamer:

iwanttobeyourduvet:

just.. Ed.

Hahahaha omg Ed

(via pizza)

kappamikey:

just a selfie of me hangin around my house u kno

(via pizza)